Don't Ruin Tina's Fun

Tina loves strip clubs. Where else can you see girls in barely anything without getting arrested? Or have those same girls fondle Tina. But somehow strip clubs got a bad name. And the guy in the story below didn’t help at all…

A 50-year-old man is facing multiple charges after crashing his car into a local strip club on Wednesday night. Police said the guy was asked to leave Vision’s Night Club after he vomited in the VIP area. He got in his SUV in the parking lot, put it in reverse and slammed it into front of the building. Police said he then jumped the curb and drove away until a concerned citizen called 911. When police made contact with the guy in a parking lot, they asked him how he was doing. He said, "Not good," but he had "seen some nice strippers." He then denied driving the SUV, telling police Martians helped get him to the parking lot.

Can anything good possibly come from this incident? The city is always looking for a reason to close the doors on what they term “questionable” establishments. This moron better not have ruined what little fun Tina gets to have. She feels comfortable there, the girls know her and the girls are HOT and SEXY!